This is a HOOT!

Yesterday, I was looking around my Word Press site. I have a spam filter, never knew that. I checked that out. You know what kinda spam could my little site get? A lot of spam. In there I found pings….I have heard of them. I know that is how I get some traffic. You know I mention you and you come and see if I am saying nasty things about you! I appreciate your visits and comments. And if I mention your site by name, I really doubt it would be to be ugly! If I was to do that, I fear you might track me down! Anyway, got me to wondering, what are my pings? I laughed my ass off! Here are some of my pings……

Celebimplants.com…… the snippet? justmylife releases another great post on The story of how we grewâ […] 

Huh? My girls must be writing post on their own! That is the only way this would make any sense! The post is about the deliveries of my children. Yes, the girls grew for each of my pregnancies, not by way of implants and not celebs. You know if some poor soul wondered upon this little ad site and clicked on the link…..They were no doubt disappointed!

Another one…

music.games-news-now.info…… the snippet…..[…] Justmylife-mygripespot’s Weblog wrote an interesting post today on You just have to love husbands……Here’s a quick excerptI told her she had gotten to high flutin’ for us here country folk *I believe there was some nose rubbing, butt picking and possibly a little b … anjo music going on too* So the more irritated she got, the worse the use of words got…. […]

What is this one for? Downloading MP3 music. You must be kidding. OK, banjo music is mentioned. Ok another soul to disappoint! Won’t be learning about downloading music.

OK, this one I LOVED!!!!! dogfood.stakeo.com

[…] ashleyduval’s journal wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptHubby said it was a testament to good food. … He said uh oh, I think I have another one, the dog whined!!!!!… […]

First, who the hell is ashleyduval and why are my words in her journal? Second, my husband’s farts stank to high heaven, but I never said he was eating dog food! How the hell?

And last but not least, and I almost understand this one…..Katie Holmes Celebrity News……

[…] More on this story here […]

OK, It’s Raining Again…..does mention Katie Holmes, I think, let me check….. Yes, see…..”Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham, and Ashley Olsen are carrying a Hermes Birkin that cost, hold on to your hats, $7500. WHY?” I almost understand that one.

Come on people get a better filter for your ad sites!!!! Yesterday I was pinged at political ad sites. Pisses me off……all were tied to OBAMA!! Every snippet was a snippet from the Obama part! Not Hillary, she was the first I spoke of, not McCain, he was the last I spoke of! NO, every fucking one was tied to him. Just a hint, don’t care for him……. It was all the nice part, his promises. Damn, I must watch what I say!!!! I guess if I don’t want to be tied to someone I must put, “asshole, fuck wad, turd eater…..” something that shows the true me. On an up note….. Word Press showed yesterday, as my most popular day to date! Of course it was tagged with politics, guess those people were disappointed! Just checked Blogspot also had it’s best day! I disappointed many people!!!!

Yes, I did a political sort of post, I was in a pissy mood. Did I enlighten people? God I hope not! Did I add to anyone’s knowledge of the candidates? Oh, Lord no. I rambled on about a few things I heard, it’s what I do.

Different subject…… On April 2nd, I go and get that needle stuck in my disk. I have mentioned before that on a whim I filled out to get my horoscope sent to me weekly. I also mentioned I don’t pay them much mind, I check them when I have something going on and just curious about what they say. I got my horoscope in my box today. This is the first paragraph for April 2nd…..   

“One mix-up after another could keep your head whirling today. Be sure and take a break if you’re feeling confused. Enlisting the aid of an organized thinker can help you sort things out.”

  Scary, huh? I’m not laughing!!! Shit, I don’t want mix-ups when someone is sticking a needle in my back. I don’t want my head whirling! I am glad I don’t put much stock in these things! Otherwise, I would be changing that appointment! heh!

And last but worth the wait. No one mentioned Little Miss had her picture posted!!!! Never before, but I put her face right out there and NO ONE mentions her. *pout, sniffle, pout* That really wasn’t what I was saving for last, this is….

Little Miss got a boo boo yesterday at school….

Not too bad, she has had way worse!!! But she wasn’t so sure. I had to get a picture and email it out to the grandparents and her older brother. She was dying! She walked around stiff legged all evening. I told her it wasn’t real bad, she has had a whole lot worse! She insisted it was the worst boo boo ever. You be the judge…….

                                                        4 wheeler wreck, flipped that sucker over!

                                                       Again 4 wheeler, she landed under her brother!

                                                 Never did figure out how she got the  front and back!
                Sorry it is blurry, it is hard to take good pictures while you cringe! Yellow spot, torn flesh! 

Oh, this is from the treadmill accident! NEVER, crawl on a moving treadmill, if you slip, your hand will go under the rolling mat and this will happen to you! For the record(!), she was at my mom’s, I was there, treadmill was in the bedroom, mom wasn’t watching her either!!!!! I managed to DRIVE home and get my hubby, before, I lost it! We took her to the ER, shouldn’t have wasted my time! They poured IV fluid over it, took one X-ray, and some neosporin and a bandage job that Little Miss could have done better at. Sent her home, said keep it clean, keep it covered unless she was inside and not playing. I was picking black treadmill mat out of it for a week! They really didn’t clean it.

So what do you say? Which one is worst? Yesterday’s boo boo or one of the other ones!?! As Always…..HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!!!!!!!!!