Updates abound and Something I learned wouldn’t kill you!

WooHoo! I am back. I am full of piss and vinegar and ready to get back to being me.

Little Miss Daisy came home yesterday evening. At the vet’s office she was cold as ice to me. She barely looked my direction, little bitch. I took her to the car, I figured she was mad at the world because we had run off and left her there. Little Miss got in the car and Daisy almost ripped my arm off to get in the seat with her! She absolutely gave her a bath, not a square inch of her face, neck or arms were spared the tongue bath. She climbed all over her. To make myself feel better, I said Little Miss was a baby and so she couldn’t be blamed for the extended stay with the vet, surely this is why Daisy is freezing me out. Enter my husband, again, another tongue bath! Little Bitch just has it out for me! I got her back in my lap, since driving with a bouncing dog in your lap would be rather dangerous. She refused to look at me, I leaned in real close to her ear, “Bitch!”, she promptly looked at me with a look that said, “Same to you!” I put her ass in the back seat.

We stopped at the corner store when we got back out toward the house, took her in to see the folks there, who have been so nice to ask about her and be so concerned. What did the little bitch do? She climbed all over them! Apparently I am the only true bitch around! I stood there covered in black hair and wondered why the hell was I the only one to blame.

In true form, when we got home and she saw The Boy, she damn near knocked him over! Even Bug and BJ got a good licking and that damn tail barely stopped!

Think I was upset? Damn right I was! I take care of her and love her and damn near went out of my mind when she was gone and not so much as a “HI” when she got home. I sat down on the couch, wondering how much shit I would get if I pouted. That’s when it happened……

She jumped up on the couch and no, she didn’t lick me, she threw both front legs around my neck and dug her claws into my back! An honest to God hug! Only interrupted by a quick lick to my ear and right back to the hug! There is where she stayed, until I peeled her off of me to go clean the office! Oh, yes, all is right with the world! The little crack head is back and running from end to end of the house and laying in my lap, until someone opens the white thing in the kitchen that contains FOOD! Then she is off until all the food has been eaten, only to return to me.

When it was just me and her last night, I asked what was wrong with her  in the beginning. Yeah, I expected an answer, Look, I missed her, I didn’t lose my mind. All I got was a lick to the face and a cuddle in my lap. Yeah, all is right in the world.

And Miss Miley, she damn near leaped out of my hands this morning while I was carrying her to her food. She ate fairly good and I put her on the porch, in hopes, she would take a shit outside. I have yet to find a place she is using in the house. I know she has had to go, but for the life of me I can’t find it. Her eye is still a bit smaller and her face still seems a bit drawn, but she jumps and walks and climbs. She is a bit wobbly and when she is walking and moves her head to look around she falls, but I think she will be fine. Hubby is still concerned and asked about her first this morning. He said Daisy kicked him out of the bed when the alarm went off, so he knew she was fine. I told him she seemed fine maybe a bit off balance but fine.

Bella is still here, being watched and penned when I have the kitten out or can’t watch her close. Last night, hubby fed her by herself and stood close by and watched her. He petted her on the head and she never stopped eating. He got her over to his chair and petted her and she was excited. I had Miley and I got her to come over and showed her that the kitten was there and she was getting petted, so the kitty wasn’t a threat to her. Miley almost scaled my face and Bella looked at her in a way that made us all nervous, but it went well.

I should tell you, Tuesday I discovered something I had wondered about most of my life. You can’t die from embarrassment. Tuesday was Awards Day for Little Miss and like a good mommy, I drug myself out of the house and to that damn school, I hate so much. First, I couldn’t find a parking spot in the parking lot, I had to park behind the old gym and walk to the new gym. I fell twice, legs just gave out.  No one was around to see it, so I pulled myself up and dusted off my ass and went on. I was almost there and I fell again, this time there was some people around. As I was going down, instinct took over and I grabbed the only thing near, in hopes of catching myself. Happened to be a man…… I can only say he was rather surprised that some strange women had grabbed his shirt and damn near ripped it off of him and his wife, well, she was not happy that some strange woman was on her knees and looking squarely at her husbands ass. I apologized, she was not impressed. He was kind enough to help me up, just as soon as I remembered that I was hanging on to his shirt. I took the first seat I could find as soon as I got inside and hoped to disappear. Little Miss got her award for AB honor roll, she missed the A honor roll by 1 B. Two measly points! She requested that I check her out of school, I looked at the clock, by the time I got home, I would have had to turn around to go back. Save gas, save the environment, win, win. I checked with her teacher, she would miss nothing but I would have to check her out. GREAT! All the way to the other end of the school and then back to the other end of the school to get back to the car. Dammit! But I trudged on to the office and on the way, I almost fell twice, both times I was able to grab the rock wall of the school, before I went down. No one seemed to notice and if they did, they were kind enough to think I was drunk and didn’t mention it to me. As I went through the teacher’s parking area to the office I felt that wonderful sensation that said I was fixing to go down and I grabbed the trunk of the nearest car. Do you know how fucking loud a car alarm is? I swear the speaker was in the damn trunk! Why would a teacher feel the need to set her alarm in the teacher’s parking lot? Is it a high crime area? Is she such a bitch that she fears for the safety of her car? Is her room at the other end of the school? Can she not hear this damn thing going off? Can I walk away and act as though I never touched it? Are these people staring at me or the car? If I hit it again, will the alarm go off? I couldn’t answer one of these questions. My face had turned a beautiful shade of red and I was sweating bullets. And yet, still no teacher. How long should I stand there and wait, while the damn car blares at me? And how much damage is this alarm doing to my ears? After what seemed to be years, but was actually more like minutes. I looked up and there stood a student looking at me, he pointed the key chain at the car and the blaring stopped with a small beep. He said, “Thank you for getting me out of class.” What else could I say but, “Your welcome. No problem.”

So see, you can’t die from embarrassment or I would have not been able to write that unbearably long post yesterday and shared with you today.

About yesterday’s post……….It was long to say the least and for those of you who took the time to read it, I say Thank You. For those of you who commented, I also say Thank you. I feared that I would find a review of that post that said something like…….

So long my eyes bled before i could finish it…. A whole lot of nothing about nothing……..Random thoughts scattered about in a very pitiful way…….. Why, oh, why does she keep on writing?……… Please make her go away………… Would she please get a clue and decide on a topic for her blog………… The good Lord, is even confused……..  One word.. WHY??………

Or something like that anyway, no, do you want to know where my ping backs were from? I am not sure of the exact web site, but it had to do with oral sex!!!!!! HOW?????? I am for the first time stunned into silence! So until next time…………..

HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!!!!!!!!