And again I am not doing it. heh! But how is that for a draw? Imagine the surprise for folks to show up looking for a haiku and find this. heh!
Really I have tried, its the syllables that get me. So many in this line and so many in that line and so on and so forth. And they have to make sense! Maybe next Friday……..or not!
So what is going on here………. Daisy has gas, I have gas and the whole damn place stinks. Now wait a minute, it is the dog that is stinking the place up! Feel honored folks, I never admit to gas! Ask my husband and my children, they will tell you mom claims to NEVER have gas! As a sweet southern belle, quit laughing dammit, I do not, I repeat, do not fart. No I don’t.
My grandmother, God rest her soul, had gas. And it did not matter where you sat, she would lift her leg and let it rip straight in your direction. I believe I have posted of this in the past. It was always followed by, “Mattie, My God!” which was quickly followed by, “More room out than in.” I swear for years that was the way it was suppose to be. Not excuse me, but more room out than in. Kinda like when my dad said, ”Fuck!”, it was quickly followed by “Richard!!!!” I for years thought it was, “FuckRichard!” My mother is my Southern Belle role model. So polite, wouldn’t say shit with a mouthful of it, never farted, always ready with a kind word. You get the picture. She would tolerate the small cuss words, but that one was off limits in front of the children. What made it so much worse I will never know. Now GD is a sin, in the top 10 I believe, but Fuck is the granddaddy of all cuss words. Never spoken in the company of women or children. Cuss like a sailor and rape, ravage and plunder villages, but never say the granddaddy of them all. Who made this rule? Who decides what is acceptable and what will not be tolerated?
I see a white haired lady sitting in a chair somewhere saying, “Damn-OK. Shit-OK. Hell and all versions of it, ie. Hellfire,etc.- OK. Fuck- Uh, NO!! Acceptable with other men above the age of 16, but NEVER in front of women and children!” Really, I have seen many blogs that use the word in some form…..F**K, FU@K, effin, WTF and such, but rarely do you see Fuck. It is a rather nasty sounding word and I am sure Google picks it up and there you end up with pervs but…..
I found myself thinking of the words my children won’t use in front of me. Both of the boys are kind enough to give me the illusion that I raised them so that cussin isn’t something they would do. The occasional shit or hell and a damn thrown in from time to time, they used to cringe if it slipped out, but not anymore. Little Miss at 8 has a few words, I would dearly love for her to forget. I blame her father!
So what else? Not a lot. It is Friday, which means….tada….Maybe Little Miss will spend the night with Grandma! I could use the break, it has been one hell of a long week. Daisy is growling and barking her fool head off. I don’t see a thing, I don’t hear a damn thing! Either she has lost her mind or we have company I can’t see. Grandma? Sorry I talked about your gas, never again, well, maybe not. dodo dodo………
Miley is doing better, hardly a stumble all morning. Bout time to make her an outside cat again, I say! I bet I am fought on this one. The demon child will bare her fangs, grow her talons, and spread those wings! And dare I say, her father may even join in. Because you see, Miley is pitiful, I tell ya. Yeah, right, pitiful my ass, she bit me on the foot without one thought to the fact, my foot is bigger than her and I could easily slide her ass across the room! Not a smart animal in the damn bunch!
Case in point…..
I decided to put Bella on the cable instead of penning her up most of the day, this would be the cable Daisy has been put out on. I cabled Misty and the other two sat down at the other cable. I cabled Bella, called Daisy and she just sat there. Because, I guess, I cabled Bella and Daisy was unable to move. Smart I tell ya, they get their smarts from their daddy! heh! Not that he actually fathered them, but a lot you learn instead of inherit. Speaking of hubby, he thinks he is getting off early and if I have any hope of trying to catch up on my reading I should go. Random thoughts from a random head, guess that works…..
HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
