Hubby woke me as he was leaving at 5:30 this morning. I am sure it was quite by accident! *questions it* I mean I am sure he was no louder than normal, I must have needed to get up for some reason. I tried to go back to sleep, really, I laid there and refused to open my eyes! Then Daisy came pouncing on the bed and licking my face. With her litter box breath I might add. Yes she is still living, I just run her ass out!
Then Socks decided to climb in the bed, lay on my chest and give himself a bath! Yes, he is still living also! I can’t throw his fat ass far enough to hurt him! That’s when Little Miss decided she would also join me and take over the bed! So a few more pounces by Daisy and I said the hell with it and crawled my still sleepy ass out of the bed and start this miserable day!!!
Last night I did something I said I would not do……. I vacuumed the pool! *ducks and covers* Well, I was hot and Little Miss went with mammaw to the hellions ball game and no one was around and I thought the pool looked inviting! *hear me out* Little Miss loves the pool, she got in yesterday by herself, I was watching her, and there was a pile of stuff in the middle, she thought it was snake skin and got back out. I can assure you it wasn’t snake skin! Though this year already we have had 2 sightings! Never before have we had snakes seen in the yard, I think the cats, dogs and horses had something to do with it. But this year, BJ killed a black snake and FIL spotted a brown snake near his water faucet. We usually see them in the road, but never in the yard.
*I am terrified of snakes! Poisonous, not poisonous, little, big, any color, it doesn’t matter. I will give up the yard to a snake! When we first moved over here, the very first time, I saw a itty snake, I thought baby. But where baby is momma, daddy, brothers and sisters are near by!!! I went off the porch at the opposite end after checking for snakes and went to the neighbors house, they came and killed it for me. If I run over a snake in the road, I will pull my feet up in the seat with me! I. HATE. SNAKES!!!!*
So back to the pool. After saying a prayer that NO ONE would show up, I put on my bikini top, yes bikini top, (see the reason for the prayer) and a pair of shorts and got in the pool and vacuumed it. The nasty shit all around the sides? Won’t come off! MIL thought it could be rubbed with a foot and it would come right up, UH, NO. I skimmed the top, I mopped down the sides, I back washed the filter and I vacuumed it again to get what had floated to the bottom. I discovered something! I. LOVE. GETTING. IN. THE. POOL!!!! I. LOVE. THE. PEACE. OF. BEING. IN. IT. BY. MYSELF!!!!! As luck would have it, only 2 people came up, both young boys, friends of The Boy, and neither came near the pool, so me and my muffintop were hidden nicely!
I had forgot how much I liked the pool. This is a bad thing, now I will miss it when I can’t get in! Everyone is suppose to be gone today. MIL and FIL are sitting with Grandmother and the hellions are suppose to be at their dad’s, Red is suppose to be working so the ass shouldn’t come over. The place should be all mine. I told Little Miss if nothing went wrong, we would get in the pool this afternoon. I may even drag out the bikini and catch some rays!
I bought this bikini when we went to the lake last year, we knew no one and after seeing the women in bikinis there, I thought if a 250 pound woman can wear one, I can too! Well, hubby picked it out and I wore it once, straight into the water after the t-shirt came off and the t-shirt went right back on as soon as I got out of the water. I really didn’t want to be seen in it. I haven’t put in back on in public since. I did lay out in the back yard a time or two, until I discovered the man behind me kept working on his car right next to the woods. It gave me the willies and I put it in the drawer and it hasn’t been out since. But I lost 7 and a half pounds, OK 5 pounds, but the other pound and a half will come back off when Aunt Flo leaves again. I hate her and her weight gaining self!!! I still have my muffin top, but it will just be me and Little Miss and she won’t say a word, she knows I will get out of the pool if she does. She has made a point of telling me how pretty my bathing suit is and how much prettier the pool will be with me in my bathing suit and in the water. Can you say suck up? We shall see if this happens, I foresee MIL coming home and bringing a hellion with her.
So I have been remiss! I have failed to mention all the new babies around the bloggy world! Or at least around my bloggy world.
Sam at Temporarily Me had a boy. He is GORGEOUS!!!! Go over and see him. I love Sam, I am better known as her stalker! But I am sure she LUVS me…..maybe that is fear…….No it has to be LUV……. She lives way to far away to fear me! Show her some love.
Catherine at Her Bad Mother had a boy. Another cutie, I am here to tell you, all these cute babies makes my uterus flutter. If you haven’t read about the delivery she had, take the time to go over and read it. It will absolutely make a pregnant woman schedule her delivery and asks for a buffet of drugs! She is having a rough time of it, so she could use all of the love you have to offer!
Fussy at Fussypants, Blissfully Domestic and The League of Extraordinary Wives had another adorable boy. He makes number five! I don’t know how she does it, in addition to all of the sites listed she also has a jewelry line! I just love Fussy, she is a hoot!
Chicky Chicky Baby had herself a beautiful little girl. She seemed to have to wait FOREVER for her, but she is well worth it, I am sure. Go over and show her a little love.
And a while back Incoherent Ramblings of a Stay at Home Mom had herself a set of little girls! They are too cute for words!
And let us not forget those who are due to pop out a baby in the coming months….
Catwoman at Canadian Thoughts in Texas, she is a rather recent find, I don’t know how I missed her before!
Mrs. Chicken at Chicken and Cheese, she is a hoot and a half.
And Taste Like Crazy well, she is also going to have a bundle of joy!
So let’s all run over and wish them well. You know speedy and pain free deliveries! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! There is not enough drugs in the world to make delivery pain free! But we can send them some love and hope for as close to pain free as a woman can get.
And I mustn’t forget XBOX at XBOX4NAPPYRASH…..He is trying his wholehearted best to get Spencer and Ella together! That would be Spencer the sperm and Ella the egg. I believe it is Ella, maybe not, he talks more of Spencer, if it’s not Ella maybe it should be! heh! Go over and show your support! I know it is hard to believe that you can laugh at someone trying so hard to have a baby and not seceding, but really he is a joy!
So I think I got them all. If I missed you, I am sorry!!! Really it is an oversight and I didn’t mean to. Really!!! Just leave me a nasty comment and I will get right on the next post and tell everyone about you!!! Promise!!!! *wink, wink* All the links are in the side bar, I am to tired to do all the linking for you, besides no one has told me how to do that cool thing where you hide the links!!!! *hint, hint* Anybody???
Well, Little Miss is up and hollering and I am too tired to rant too much, so *insert your favorite rant here* or leave it in the comments section and I will rant with you in a future post. So what pisses you off? Until next time………..
HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!!!!!!!!!!
