For those who enjoy my rambling thoughts I have a few of them today! Please join me in my brain as I try to locate all of the wonderful post ideas I had last night!
Well, here is one I tried to get up and running, but it was entirely to lazy to get going….I need a haircut. My haircut girl up and got married and moved out of state with her new husband! Can you believe it? I don’t care if he has some sort of wonderful job with Nascar, she cut my hair and I always liked it! I am not overly picky about my haircuts, but I like a place where I can go in and the conversation sounds something like this…..
“How do you want your haircut cut today?”
“I don’t know. Hubby likes the long hair and I like it short.”
“So something short but easy to take care of and appears to be long?”
“Sounds good to me!”
And I don’t want to pay an arm and a leg for it! Little Miss’ first haircut cost me 45 bucks!!! I almost shit a golden brick! It was my SIL woman. She wanted Little Miss to get a good haircut. (Does that mean she thinks my hair looks like shit?) Anyway, my baby girl walked in with hair halfway down her back and just a hint of waviness, she walked out of there with a BOB!!! Just below her chin. Maybe that was the reason I shit that golden brick!
I want something a little different, but not drastic! I went in to one place and had hair way past my shoulders and said I was looking for a little different. I came out with an inverted V at the base of my skull and not a lot of hair in the front. It was cute but….. not really me. I should have known not to ask someone with purple hair for a little different!
I don’t want a little boy haircut. If I get one of those, then I have to go through the whole what sex do I prefer with hubby! Then I have to say something like well, Jenni Garth is so cute and ask him if he has seen Jessica Simpson lately and he has to adjust himself and tell me to shut up. It really is just a pain in the ass. I don’t like the bob or wedge on me. They both look so cute on other people, but me…not so much. I have looked at haircuts in magazines until I am cross eyed, either it is longer than I already have, it is what I have now or it is too damn short. And I am impatient and don’t want to wait til it grow out and I won’t go the extension route, Uh, I want a different cut so no, and I don’t want to go through the whole sexual preference ordeal.
So help me out…..My hair is about an inch or two below my shoulders. My bangs, or what used to be my bangs are down to my chin and the whole thing is kinda layered all over, well very long layers. SO email me pictures of cute haircuts! I know somewhere on this thing my email address is listed. NO Mohawks please.
Over here is a short one……Damn hot shower again!!!
Oh, here is one on my darling hubby…… He clocked out with 25.16 hours for 2 days. Yesterday was a long day for him….. Something like almost 500 miles, maybe it was more, I quit listening. He was somewhat gripey, he took a nap, in the recliner after I told him to get in the bed. He does that just to piss me off! If he is in the recliner, we all have to be quiet, or fear his wrath if he is woke up. He gets so bitchy when you wake him up from nap time! If he would haul his ass to the bed and close the door, we wouldn’t bother him, but no, he must stay in the living room and if we breath just a bit to loud it wakes him up! Can you say IDIOT!?
And over here……. I got in the pool twice yesterday! I vacuumed it and Little Miss came out to “keep” me company. When I got done, MIL and the hellions still weren’t here so I told her to get in. We had fun, then they showed up. Within seconds both hellions were in the pool and MIL was standing poolside.
She said her and Red were going to clean the pool when Red got off work. I told her it was already done. She had the nerve to bitch because I didn’t have to do it by myself, if I would just wait they would help me. I told her I had always done it by myself and I rather enjoyed the peace of it *See how I tried to be nice and not say I preferred her not there?* She claims it can’t be done alone! I am here to tell you it doesn’t take 3 people to vacuum a pool!!!
Their way…..one in the pool actually vacuuming, one to turn the pump on and off, and one to empty the basket on the filter and work the knob for backwashing the filter. The one in pool, never fills hoses with water, and so the filter basket runs out of water and the pump has to be turned off, refilled with water and retried, usually takes no less than 7 attempts to get vacuum hooked up. Then because they allow leaves to sink to the bottom of the pool, the filter basket fills up and the vacuum has to be undone, basket has to be emptied and the whole process has to start over. Then they never backwash the filter long enough and so nasty stuff shoots out after a few minutes and they get pissed.
My way…… Turn the pump on, fill all vacuum lines with water while in the pool, flip skimmer flap back and let skimmer refill with water. Turn vacuum head on its side and hook hoses up, vacuum. When done, unhook hose, turn off pump, empty basket, flip knob, turn on pump, backwash pump, turn off pump, flip knob back to filter, turn on pump! See a one person job!
But she still says it can’t be done, WTF, she is standing there looking at a clean pool and I am the only one there! It can be done!
After the hellions left and MIL left, me and Little Miss got in again. We played and had a good time. I found out my daughter has never seen Jaws! So she had no clue why the hell I was dunt,dunt,dunt,dunt, dunting at her! So I explained! Big shark, stupid people in water, people getting jerked around *complete with my best getting jerked under water act*, people afraid to get in the bath after watching it. You know told her all about it. That made chasing her around the pool, while dunt, dunt, dunt, dunting her all the more fun!
All places normally covered by a t-shirt and shorts are now a nice shade of pink or a raging bright red! Depending on whether it was above or below the water! Can you say……OUCH!!!!
And this section over here is for the new today ideas……
My MIL, bitch that she is, pointed out to Bug this morning I had gotten in the pool 3-4 times yesterday….2! Seems I won’t get in with the hellions and I won’t watch them but I will get in when no one is around. Well DDDUUUURRRRR! Apparently she thinks this is not nice, well if the hellions were nice and would mind, I might would watch them in the pool, but they are hellions and they won’t mind, so NO! I stayed out there for about 15 minutes yesterday when they got in. There was a frog hidden, or at least he thought he was hidden, under the wall cover thingy. They splashed water on him until he fell off, then commenced to try and catch him, when they couldn’t catch him, they started splashing water on him, which was sending him pretty far down in the pool. I told them to quit and leave the poor frog alone, he wasn’t bothering them when they ran him out of his hidey hole, so leave him alone and he would go back. I told them quite a few times, and did they listen? Why hell no! I finally told them if they did not leave the frog alone they would get out and the frog could have the pool all to himself. It worked sort of, they left him alone, but still followed him around. Little Miss the animal lover she is, was having a fit! They were going to kill the frog, the chemicals might hurt the frog, yadda,yadda,yadda. Damn!
And why did Bug come over this morning? She is in some sort of program where she doesn’t have to go to the high school for her senior year, she can go to college and get her senior credits and graduate, she also earns college credits for her work. So this summer she is getting her math credit out of the way. She can’t figure out 7 of the Algebra problems, she wants me to try and figure them out and show her how to do it tonight. OKAY!!!! I am not a math whiz, I don’t like math, why is she asking me? Here is an example……
If 1 is subtracted from seven times a certain number, the result is the same as if 31 is added to three times the number. Find the number.
WTF?!!!! I don’t know. I have no college and it has been a LONG time since I was in school!!!!
And over here……
WordPress is still being a pain in my ass! Not only will it not load half of the time, when I finally get the damn page loaded and I try to go to another page, it won’t load! So I am on Blogger, typing my post this morning and now it keeps saying it’s not saving and when I tried to do my spell check *and you don’t want to see this post without spellcheck* it absolutely refuses to do it!!!! And Twitter, keeps showing that it is loading and it eats my tweets! And Plurk, oh it quit auto-updating yesterday! Maybe it is my computer or my Internet, but it is about to piss me off! I just figured out it is WordPress! It loads my home page in mere seconds! It loads my dashboard fairly quickly, it’s when I try to go to write a page that it gets screwy! Oh, shit, it just loaded my edit page. Now if Blogger would just spell check this damn piece of art *HAHAHA* I could get it published and actually try to accomplish something. And Plurk, why, oh, why won’t you just do the thing that you do and keep up with all the new plurks? *Hi Plurk Buddies!!!!* And Twitter just quit being stupid already! *Hi Twitter friends!!!!* Well Blogger finally spell checked this bad boy and I am off to do something, I don’t know what yet, but it will be great *HAHAHAHAHA!!!* So until next time……
HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!!!!!!!
