Since that darling man I call my husband has decided that Little Miss will be having a birthday party on Saturday, I now have to do an actual cleaning. Not one of those swipe at shit and go on cleanings! OK, I admit, we do a small party every year. This year was to be no different. I had planned a cake and ice cream and let the Hellions and Little Miss run wild for a few hours. OH. NO! The man who at this point is on my last nerve, has decided that we will again be doing the hamburger, hot dog, more work for me thing again this year.
Oh, but this is not the best part…..OH. NO! This I could handle. Where it is usually 11 people plus us (15-17), all family, all know I often feel like shit and tend to ignore my dust and such. (Or at least don’t mention it to me.) No this year he has invited a few more people. His boss, his cousins and The Boy’s friend and family. Bringing us to a total of about 30!!!!!!!!! Now the cousins, probably won’t come and even if they do, they won’t come in the house. And if they manage to come in the house, they know I often feel like shit and would ignore cobwebs streaming down into their face. They are men after all.
The Boy’s friend and his family, they also don’t bother me, he is here a LOT and knows that my house is clean and a mess all at the same time. Hell, he makes part of the mess!
So that leaves us with the boss and his family. I love them! I adore all of them. They are sweet and nice and all of that great shit…..but…… they have never been to the house. We always go to their house and their house is always clean and so damn cute! I also have avoided any talk of my health, so my feeling like shit and all is completely unknown to them! So my dust, cobwebs (that I just noticed by the way!), jumbled up mess of a disorganized house will be a shock to them.
I swear the house is clean! Well, mostly. There lays the problem. While I have felt like shit and kinda swiped at the tables and picked up the crap and such, I haven’t actually moved things and cleaned under them. Or behind the sink. Or around the ceiling fan. Or the top of the desk. Or under the desk. Or in my room (hell no one ever sees that room). You know those areas that are just a pain in the ass and nobody ever sees that anyway. SO as long as the surface looks good…….
And Little Miss’ room, while some what clean, it needs dusting and vacuuming and such. And clothes put up. And bed sheets changed. Oh, hell. I will just admit it……The whole house needs a good cleaning! Yes, I could close off rooms and forbid anyone from entering, but with my luck both bathrooms will be needed at the same time and to get to one you have to go through my room! So………With the exception of The Boy’s room, every room in the house could be seen. And The Boy’s friend’s little boy always goes to The Boy’s room to find cars to play with, so there goes that theory, because that would take M’s wife right in there!
So I guess I must get up off my ass and do a week’s worth of cleaning in 2 days!!!!! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!!!!! And as far as the cooking goes…….Chips to go with that grilled stuff. And guess who is suppose to grill and has now announced that he will be gone a good chunk of Saturday helping someone do something! Yeah, I foresee us eating real late! For he who made the decision to do all of this will be doing the grilling, if we are all here until midnight waiting for him to get done!
Where is the RUM? I think I am going to need it!!!!!!!!!!!! Rum, alcohol of any kind will be greatly appreciated!!!!!!!!!! Just send lots and lots!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until next time…………..
HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING!!!!!!!!!!! (And wish me luck! I need it)
